You know you are a Mom when...

You know you are a Mom when....

you walk to the bathroom and get blank stares when you say you want to go alone

you are going to the bathroom and the entourage joins you with "fabulous" information

you sit on the couch and everyone sits on the same cushion

you know more about Lego's and star wars than current events

you think you know all the current events after checking out at the grocery store

you hid your snack so it doesn't get consumed when you walk away

you once again get the blank stares when you say, "Mom is going out for a little alone time"

you need to wear a black and white striped shirt and a whistle around your neck

you when are trying to talk peace treaty's over light sabers and guns

you want to have a shower alone so you can shave

your Mac & Cheese consumptions triples

you have to keep the battle noises quiet in sacrament meeting

you know when Spongbob comes on so you can try to schedule a trip alone to the bathroom

you bed becomes the site WWF, (that is NOT brad and heidi WWF)

you ask for help around the house and you would think you had just asked for a limb chopped off

you say, "I am not your maid" and they don't understand

you start watching your favorite show and you get complaints, so you leave to the next room and 5 minutes later you are no longer alone

what you want is......long gone

To my own Mom..sorry for all the blank stares and "group" bathroom trips.